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"Here's the thing about my act: it's not very entertaining, but it can be used for college credit." Adam Burke does not dumb it down for you on his lofty debut. Enjoy the ride as Adam tackles proton accelerators, quantum physics, and the science of laziness. 52 minutes of highly refined standup.

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Adam Burke - Universal Squirrel Theory

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Wildly Optimistic 4:05
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Universal Squirrel Theory 3:12
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I Have Doubts! 1:54
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Automatic Touchdowns 3:23
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Buttery Fortress of Darkness 4:08
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Slightly Shocked Chartreuse 2:17
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Repair to the Swoonery 3:58
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Boutonnières & Absinthe 2:24
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Subcutaneous Sweater Vest 2:58
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The Dream Laden Songs of Baby Hummingbirds 4:08
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Perfectly Symmetrical Moneymaker 3:00
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Those Morphean Shores 1:11
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Lowered Expectations 4:11
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Slightly Chewed Bamboo Coathanger 5:13
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Decrees & Strictures 2:01
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Porcine Miasma (Oh Shit!) 2:41
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O, Gentle Lagamorph 2:02
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[meta_link]https://sn.gl/universalsquirreltheory[/meta_link]"Here's the thing about my act: it's not very entertaining, but it can be used for college credit." Adam Burke does not dumb it down for you on his lofty debut. Enjoy the ride as Adam tackles proton accelerators, quantum physics, and the science of laziness. 52 minutes of highly refined standup.

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